愚人節整人方法英語
按照西方日期計算每年的四月一日是愚人節，所謂的愚人節就是抓弄愚人的意思，當然現在被整的人也不全是愚人，大家之間只是願意在這一天開個玩笑而已。其實倒是覺得能被整一下是一件很有意思的事情，因此大家千萬不要因為在愚人節被整了而和朋友大動干戈。
I believe everyone has a whole person approach, so before April Fool's Day on the network made a post, users are given a lot of whole person approach, twenty whole person approach the final vote to elect the most powerful, here the sun came out and we share.
相信每個人都有一套整人的方法，因此在愚人節之前在網路上發了一個帖子，網友們給出了不少的整人方法，最後票選出最具威力的二十個整人方法，在此曬出來和大家一同分享。
Twenty-bit:
After entering the company, everyone pretending like pain, said the company layoffs. Now look at what your colleagues face?
第二十位：
進入公司後，所有人故作痛苦樣子，說公司要裁員。看看現在你的同事是什麼表情?
19th:
Call your friend first tie a horse, good posture, his mouth sheets of paper, note that this is exercise our posture before, then you take him from the room changed to another room, everything is ready, you can very frustrating to say the sentence: "!. drastic change Well I was not living, but living stool is so"
第十九位：
叫你的`朋友先扎個馬步，姿勢要正確，嘴裡叼張白紙，注意這是發功前的姿勢，接著你要把他從這個房間變到另一房間，一切準備就緒，你可以很無奈的說上這麼一句話：“大變活人嘛!我是不會了，不過活人大便就是這樣。”
Eighteenth-bit:
First in the pen on the map, "Balm" and not too much. Then go to one person: Please help me write XX words, I forgot how to write. After he finished with this pen, hand a few fingers naturally Fengyoujing it. Then pretend to care, said: ah! Your right there is a great piece of gum eyes ah. He used his right hand to rub the eye naturally, then ...... a little hard to rub in the right eye when he said he left there gum
第十八位：
先在鋼筆上圖上“風油精”，不要太多。然後去給一個人：請幫我寫個XX字，我忘了怎麼寫了。他用此鋼筆寫完後，右手幾根手指自然就有風油精了。然後假裝關心的說：啊!你的右眼裡有很大一塊眼屎啊。他自然用右手去揉右眼，然後... ...要狠一點就在他揉右眼時說他左眼也有眼屎.
Seventeenth:
If you are going to night classes or working at night, two people went to the middle of the night high floor, leaving the later the better, and to wait for the elevator, the elevator door until there are only one or two people, when, just as your friend said: "wow, elevator so crowded, we still walk it. "estimate people inside the elevator might be scared face was turning blue, and if a friend plus a" yes ah, too crowded, "the effect will be doubled.
第十七位：
如果是晚自習或者上晚班，兩個人晚上去中間偏高的樓層，越晚離開越好，並且要等電梯，等到電梯開門裡面只有一兩個人的時候，就和你朋友說：“哇，電梯這麼擠，我們還是走路吧。”估計電梯裡面的人可能會被嚇的臉都變青了，如果朋友再加一句“是啊，太擠了”，效果會加倍。
Sixteenth:
Attached to everyone in the classroom shouted three times in English! ! peace war found (I put the fart)!
第十六位：
在教室裡對大家連著大喊三聲英文!!peace war found (屁是我放的) !
Fifteenth place:
When you are a person lonely emptiness, pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a small knife it, cut it, cut it, and you will be able to vent their loud roar first: I kill pen, pen to kill me, I kill a pen!
第十五位：
當你一個人空虛寂寞時，鉛筆也許是你最好的玩物。你可以用小刀割它，削它，砍它，同時你便可以發洩自己，高聲吼首：我殺筆，我殺筆，我殺筆了!
Fourteenth place:
With sunglasses, holding a stick lit road, pretending to be blind to the beauty coming towards collision, hey hey ...... Tips: Be sure to dress like, or you will be difficult to end.
第十四位：
帶著墨鏡，拿著一根棍子點著路，假裝成盲人，向迎面走來的美女撞去，嘿嘿嘿嘿......友情提示：一定要裝的像，否則你會很難收場。
Thirteenth place:
To play people as early as possible ready reserve, weekdays prepare some world-class brand handbags, boxes, etc. (there is a real better), then considered quasi shopaholic good support often sit back and wait out the time and place, but inadvertently left escapement with adidas, nike , leaving the right hand ELLE, then took three SPRIT loaded body after look, after greeting Dakan what luck today, these stores play two fold fold, and then describe some Tuomohengfei, doors do not have to squeeze rotten after hurried farewell to the class and did not tell him to put himself back to buying stuff ......
第十三位：
要耍人趁早作好後備，平日多準備些世界級名牌的手袋，盒子等(有實物更好)，然後算準購物狂好支常出的時間地點守株待兔，同時不經意的左手擒著 adidas, nike，右手挎著ELLE，再拿著三SPRIT裝體經過的樣子，寒暄之後大侃今日何等運氣，這些專賣店打二折三折，再唾沫橫飛地描述一番，門都要擠爛了再不去沒有之類的後急匆匆地告別並告訴他自己回去放東西去搶購……
Twelfth place:
There is no love around you Zhanxiaopianyi people, you can put a cigarette out tobacco careful, be careful not to break the cigarette paper, then put pepper at the end, put on tobacco collated in a he often went to the place not to let him take control him, you will be spectacular after burning it.
第十二位：
你的周圍有沒有愛佔小便宜的人，你可以把一隻香菸的菸絲小心的拿出，注意不要把煙紙弄壞，再把辣椒末放入，再放上菸絲整理好，放在一個他經常去的地方讓他自己拿不要管他，燃後你就看好戲吧。
Eleventh:
I want to use the lovely vegetable garlic, green onions, onions, carrots, etc. made a bouquet gave a cute little boy. Sprinkle a little juice in the best stinky bouquet above. Of course, by a professional lady have sent flowers very formal effect. I would also like to do a big bouquet with bean curd skin greeting cards, top with sauce write my heartfelt greetings.
第十一位：
我想用大蒜、大蔥、洋蔥、胡蘿蔔等可愛的蔬菜做成一個花束送給一個可愛的小boy。最好在花束上面撒一點臭豆腐汁。當然要由專業的送花小姐很正式的送才有效果。我還要一張大大的豆腐皮做花束附帶的賀卡，上面用醬油寫上我衷心的問候。
Tenth:
I gave the boy sleeping in the dormitory of a trick: the boy fell asleep after the other, in their sole lightly coated with a little toothpaste, and then a light wind blowing, you will receive unexpected results. However, if they hit you, you do not find me afterwards, oh! Friendly reminder: Non-Friends Do not imitate!
第十位：
我給在宿舍睡覺的男孩出一招：在其他男孩睡著了以後，在他們的腳底心輕輕的塗一點牙膏，再用輕風吹一吹，會收到意想不到的結果。不過他們要是打你，你可不要找我算帳哦!友情提醒：非好友不要模仿!
Ninth place:
Take flavored pork, mapo tofu paste or use bottled vegetable stir rice pudding. To bars and other public places, drinking rice pudding drink in the classroom, a person pretending to numerous liquor like vomiting, homeopathy will pour vegetable paste, others quickly pulled out a spoon Mengchi and for enjoyment shape. Bystanders absolutely vomiting.
第九位：
取魚香肉絲、麻婆豆腐等糊狀菜攪拌裝瓶或直接使用八寶粥。到酒吧等公共場合，喝八寶粥的請在教室裡喝酒，一人裝作不勝酒力嘔吐狀，順勢將菜糊倒出，其他人迅速掏出勺子猛吃，並作享受狀。旁觀者絕對有嘔吐的。
Eighth place:
The removal of the sandwich sandwich crackers , coated with toothpaste , placed in a conspicuous place , eating while reading their own cookies ( of course, camouflage ) , if it is in the bedroom , someone must be taken in order to strengthen the effect , you can let it eat a cup of boiled water evacuation , to enhance the effect of foaming at the mouth .
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